Joe Simpson the Atlanta Braves play-by-play dude and a former major leaguer went full get-off-my-lawn yesterday, complaining on air that the Dodgers had taken BP in… clutch your pearls and grab a seat… T-shirts and sweats. I know, pretty serious stuff – right? Well, no it’s not but that didn’t stop Simpson from slamming the Dodger millennials as unprofessional. Along with Simpson’s silly “tradition” argument he claimed fans come to watch players and ‘wouldn’t know who they were’ without uniforms. I definitely have trouble distinguishing Justin Turner from Yasiel Puig so, point well taken Joe.
Simpson had a full throated supporter in Atlanta radio guy Chuck Kelly (tweet below). Kelly stepped on his own rake and slammed it into his face by proclaiming that people complaining about Simpson’s ‘get-off-my -lawn rant, “never wore the uniform”. Oh – ok guy. News Flash bro, the people you’re complaining about – wear a Dodgers uniform right now, so maybe sit this one out?
I guess Simpson thinks we should go back to the good old days when men were manly men – when Mickey Mantle and Billy Martin could drink themselves into a stupor and show up for a game the next day still drunk but hey, they’d be dressed in suits and ties and looking professional.