Month: December 2017

HELICOPTER PARENTING

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WHAT IS THE WORST THING about LaVar Ball? It’s not that his carney-barking or selling overpriced shoes, nor  his twitter arguments with Trump – it’s that he’s a shitty parent.

I don’t know more than what I see in media but he (and his wife) seem to have produced one son (Lonzo) who can play in the NBA and make his own way. LiAngelo seems to be a D-League human who will do and say what his dad tells him to say. Melo is the youngest and seems to be fully developed Duchenozzle. He’s learned from his dad the value of being a prick and now that his pop has pulled him out of school and prevented him from playing in college, he’s developed into a socially stunted duchenozzle.

So, off to Lithuania in in the winter for the Balls brothers to play organized street-ball with a bunch of 3rd rate Euro slugs who wouldn’t get picked to play on a concrete court in Manhattan Beach, let alone play for pay in the US. Super move LaVar! Your helicopter parenting is catching up to you and your kids, and no amount of money will change the fact that you’ve ruined them.

2017 HEISMAN to BAKER MAYFIELD

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BAKER MAYFIELD is the most impactful player in college football. He’s also passionate volatile and, a winner. Mayfield was the first walk-on to win the Heisman so it’s little wonder why he has a chip on his shoulder and, on occasion his passion spills over.

During the Kansas v Oklahoma game Mayfield was dissed by the J-Hawks and he turned the favor by grabbing his nut-sack and yelling “fuck you”.

To all the Naysayers – Baker Mayfield salutes you.

THE ROCKY TOP FLOP

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Most recently the Athletic Dept at Tennessee has been stepping on rakes. It’s 1st through about 12th choice for Head Football coach hasn’t been interested in the job. Hiring, then firing Doug Schiano in the same day didn’t help either. Now the AD is out.

“Head Ball” coaches are just not interested in coaching at Tennessee – which is really odd considering the rabid fanbase and the Football budget outspends Alabama.

The visual? The University of Tennessee has a rock. A rock, at Rocky Top. This rock is located on campus, and on this rock Vols spray-paint all sorts of stuff. Some creative, some not so witty. The rock is shaped weirdly like a face planted  dude with his ass in the air.