I’m not a fan of liars and hypocrites. Hugh Freeze quit is job today as head coach of Ole Miss football. Freeze is married and a church guy. For me, that means you keep your dick in your pants unless it’s your wife your pulling it out for.

Freeze claims he “pocket dialed” the escort service and it was clearly a mistake. I’m a lawyer, so the first questions I’d ask Mr. Freeze are:

So you pocket dialed an escort service. Are you claiming your ass randomly dialed an escort service with a local area code, or was the number in your contacts?

Oh, the number wasn’t in your contacts, so if I took a peek at your phone records, that number will only appear once – right? And your credit card statements won’t show any record for a purchase of “goods” – right?

No one believes you Mr. Freeze.